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A Farewell To Soundcloud

by RAT TRAP

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1.
Edgy Patrol 02:25
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Lyrics: Your friendly neighborhood edgy patrol Here to make sure that your cool We provide complimentary trenchcoats Put on your fedora and get ready to go If you don’t wear nothing but black clothes And say yes to any and all drugs We’ll kick the shit out of you, And make a joke about raping your mom Edgy patrol, edgy patrol Fuck yeah, edgy patrol Edgy patrol, edgy patrol Fuck you, edgy patrol We’ve got the edgy memes For all of you edgy teens But we’re not really a group Because we’re too cool for teams We would drink water but that shit ain’t monster Grab your BMTH shirts- they’re fucking awesome! We hate women, we hate jews We hate teachers, we fucking hate you Edgy patrol, edgy patrol Fuck yeah, edgy patrol Edgy patrol, edgy patrol Fuck you, edgy patrol Edgy patrol, edgy patrol Fuck yeah, edgy patrol Edgy patrol, edgy patrol Fuck you, edgy patrol Edgy patrol, edgy patrol Fuck yeah, edgy patrol Edgy patrol, edgy patrol Fuck you, edgy patrol Edgy patrol, edgy patrol Fuck yeah, edgy patrol Edgy patrol, edgy patrol Fuck you, edgy patrol
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Fucking Globehead 03:15
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Lyrics: Your in love with your fucking globe NASA brainwashed you long ago They put a round earth in classrooms The cult of science will bring us doom Bring me the horizon, for I still don’t see a curve Your not even a real skeptic, your visions been obscured You question everything except for the globe They’re brainwashing the children with government probes Fucking globehead Fucking skepDICK Fucking retard Fucking stupid The earth is flatter than your girlfriend’s chest When it comes to kicking your ass, I’m the best You’ve become illusioned, delusional, insane Don’t you see the jews poisoned your brain? Bring me the horizon, for I still don’t see a curve Your not even a real skeptic, your visions been obscured You question everything except for the globe They’re brainwashing the children with government probes Fucking globehead Fucking skepDICK Fucking retard Fucking stupid
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Who Rules The Jews? 03:01
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Lyrics: We know all of our hidden masters The lizards, freemasons, these secret bastards And we all know who's in charge, it's true But we've got one question- who rules the Jews Is it aliens, or some demonic god? Do they secretly worship the evil Allah? Are they in service to great entities Like Cthulhu, or Tsathoggua, or a shitload of bees? Will we ever know, the leader of those that rule Will we ever know who rules the Jews? Is it Satan himself, or is it Beelzebub It must be evil, because Jews cannot love Is it robots or dragons, some fantasy beast I really can't rule out a shitload of bees Is it just other Jews, no they're not clever enough Is it time traveling leaders or some flying sharks The Jews they are hidden, but where did they hide? Inside of the beast who controls our minds? Will we ever know, the leader of those that rule Will we ever know who rules the Jews? The Jews…
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My Dad Could Totally Beat Up Your Dad 01:37
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Lyrics: aaaAAGH! Don't step to me unless you're expecting to be bested Because a simple factor is all that need be tested If you really want to disagree with me Then let me just say my dad’s a navy seal marine My dad works at Nintendo, bro my dad's a cop If you think you can defeat him, I’d recommend you stop Well my dad works with lumber, so he's a got a big axe Well my dad is a boxer, so he'd really beat your ass Woah, yeah, my dad Woah, yeah, my dad Could totally beat up your dad
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Strip Sexy Jesus 01:17
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Lyrics: Strip sexy Jesus! Strip sexy Jesus! Strip sexy Jesus! Strip sexy Jesus! Strip sexy Jesus! Strip sexy Jesus! Strip sexy Jesus! Strip sexy Jesus! Jesus, everybody wants to see you! Mmm, yeah, how's that cross working for ya? Fuck yes, Jesus, you got it going on! Go j man, go! The Son of god has a need for cock! Strip sexy Jesus! Strip sexy Jesus! Strip sexy Jesus! Strip sexy Jesus! Jesus, can I fuck your hand holes?
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Http://www.infowars.com/ 01:39
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Lyrics: They tell me I should take my medicine When I don't I get all crazy and illiterate Then I start thinking everyone are lizard men But I know that really I am just correct It's true- Alex jones told me He never lied about those supplements he sold me So I really don't care that every now and then he's wrong About the imminent invasion or the necessary cause So don't listen to the media, they only lie to you Unless they try to sell you crates of doomsday food Info is important, it's what we're all looking for And like everything else- there's a motherfucking war Don't play those games unless you want demons inside you Those evil spirits they will come in and divide you Ruin your relationships and fill you with lust And no it isn't just because you can't get fucked It's true- Jack chick told me And he wasn't wrong at all that Satan owns me Or that the Catholic Church is a bonafide cult Made up of whores for the villainous allah So don't listen to the satanists, they only lie to you Unless they try to sell you a ridiculous world view You'd better pray to Jesus ‘cause we're all under attack And if you really want to educate them- then drop a motherfucking tract So don't listen to the media, they only lie to you Unless they try to sell you crates of doomsday food Info is important, it's what we're all looking for And like everything else- there's a motherfucking war
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Drive By Mind Rape (D.B.M.R.- A Serious Issue) 03:30
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Lyrics: What do you mean you won't listen ‘Cause there's no medical definition For my present condition This is textbook derision My state is very serious And I'm almost delirious Trying to arrange a fucking Appointment with you You see, a man drove next to me When I was walking alone, he was talking on the phone And he said that a woman he had seen the other day Was attractive to him in a very special way I've been drive by mind raped Don't say that's ludicrous Aren't you listening? I'm pissed He defiled me with this It's very important I must insist That I see medical attention Oh, did I forget to mention That he had a stench which Struck me as rather unclean? You see, a man drove next to me When I was walking alone, he was talking on the phone And he said that a woman he had seen the other day Was attractive to him in a very special way I've been drive by mind raped
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Perfect In Theory 02:06
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Lyrics: Proletariat, rise up and Eliminate the need for Capitalism to rule Workers, pick up your tools Fuck the fascists The time has come for A fucking anarchist revolution This is freedom Communal labor Karl Marx is a fucking savior Communism, woah Perfect in theory Communism, woah Perfect in theory Communism, woah Perfect in theory Communism, woah Perfect in theory Proletariat, join me in Never having worked a day in my life We carry the burden of Double thinking minds Fuck the fascists The time has come for A fucking anarchist revolution This is freedom Communal labor Karl Marx is a fucking savior Communism, woah Perfect in theory Communism, woah Perfect in theory Communism, woah Perfect in theory Communism, woah Perfect in theory
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Your Thoughts Are Wrong The Song 02:43
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Lyrics: Oh well I don't like what you've got to say On this shit cause I want it done my way So I have decided, of my own volition That you have objectively wrong opinions You haven't got a clue what the world is like So I don't have to listen to a single line Of anything that you try to fucking say Because it's wrong before you even say your name Oh yeah, I know so much more that's going on than you So yeah, your thoughts are fucking wrong, oh don't you Know, I create objective truth Woah, your thoughts are wrong, it's true I have labeled you contemptible so I don't listen to you speak Because there's a pretty good chance that you'll disagree with me I declare myself the smartest person on the earth So that I can avoid intellectual rebirth New ideas are terrifying to me and my protest group So I can't allow you to be poisoning our message too Oh yeah, I know so much more that's going on than you So yeah, your thoughts are fucking wrong, oh don't you Know, I create objective truth Woah, your thoughts are wrong, it's true
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Y2K Will Commence Again 01:29
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Lyrics: It’s coming back! Yeah, it’s coming back! It’s coming back around, it’s coming back again Y2K will commence, oh yes! The computers will overload Like semen in a chode The world is gonna break I can’t fucking wait It’s coming back! Yeah, it’s coming back! It’s coming back around, it’s coming back again Y2K will commence, oh yes!
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BEES 00:04
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do y o u e v e n v a p e ( b r o ) 01:58
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Lyrics: Do you even vape bro? Do you even vape bro? Do you even vape bro? Do you even vape bro? Vape nation, vape nashe Vape nation, vape nashe Vape nation, vape nashe Vape nation, vape nashe Do you even vape bro? Do you even vape bro? Do you even vape bro? Do you even vape bro? Vape nation, vape nashe Vape nation, vape nashe Vape nation, vape nashe Vape nation, vape nashe

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This EP is dedicated to Liz Cardenas.

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released February 7, 2018

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RAT TRAP Columbus, Ohio

RAT TRAP is a duo of mannequins brought to life by an alien wizard beast. They also happen to make music, or at the very least, "music." RAT TRAP play punk (sometimes). They also consume aborted fetuses for Moloch, and are big fans of cereal. RAT TRAP consists of 2 members- Joseph Snodgrass on bass and vocals and Aidan Robinson on guitar. ... more

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