1. |
The Goo God
03:56
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Lyrics:
I am the goo god
I am your new god
You will all bow down
Before the goo god
All goo is born from my folds
I am eternally old
I ooze wherever I go
I ooze more than you can know
I am a pale sickly green
From all the goo I secrete
My altars are the same
You will all know my name
I am the goo god
I am your new god
You will all bow down
Before the goo god
If you ever have goo
Coming right out of you
Then know that you’ve received
A sign from me
And if you ever witness
A great goo vision
Then know that you are
A chosen goo warrior
I am the goo god
I am your new god
You will all bow down
Before the goo god
I am the goo god
I am your new god
You will all bow down
Before the goo god
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2. |
Nothin' But Neck
03:12
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Lyrics:
I ain’t gonna eat no fucking veggies
Real men ain’t eat no corn or broccoli
Fruit is bullshit and grains are for the weak
All I eat is steak, fucking fight me
The only time I eat some lettuce
Is on a motherfucking burger
Vegans are dumb and bad and can’t get buff
Can’t get buff like me
Bitch it’s not fat it’s muscle
I just don’t need to work at it
I don’t work out cause I don’t need to
Bitch I’m nothing but neck
Nothing but neck
You don’t have enough meat chemicals
You soy boi bitch
If you don’t eat animal dick
Your muscles don’t exist
Sausage and pork are the only real food
Eggs are fucking bullshit
Beans and motherfucking soy protein
Can suck my tiny dick
Bitch it’s not fat it’s muscle
I just don’t need to work at it
I don’t work out cause I don’t need to
Bitch I’m nothing but neck
Nothing but neck
Nothing but neck
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3. |
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Lyrics:
My girlfriend left me
I lost my house and my job
I’m living on the streets now
I ain’t even got my dog
I’m losing my mind, yeah
Is there anything left
I’m losing my heart now
I’m losing my health
I don’t got nothing for comfort
But this box where I’m living
And this dumpster from which I am diving
And robbing and stealing, yeah
Nobody likes me
Can’t even get no cash
There’s really only one thing
That I still have left
And that’s public masturbation
And that’s public masturbation
And that’s public masturbation
Traumatizing everybody around now
And that’s public masturbation
And that’s public masturbation
Whipping my dick out for everyone
Spinning it in the wind, yeah
And that’s public masturbation, I said it
And that’s public masturbation, you know
And that’s public masturbation, I do it
You can’t escape me when I masturbate
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4. |
Florida Love Song
02:12
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Lyrics:
When I first met you
You sucked my dick for cash to go buy crack
The next time I saw you
You were naked and running around on meth
But the third time I saw you
I knew you would be my one and only
Because that time I saw you
You were trying to steal an alligator from the zoo
Take me to Walmart baby
I’ll bask in the fluorescent lights
Take me to Walmart honey
We might not steal that TV but we can try
Baby I love you
More than I love doing meth
Baby I love you
More than I love petty theft
Baby I love you
More than I love sex offenses
Baby I love you
More than I love being naked jumping other people’s fences
Take me to Walmart baby
I’ll bask in the fluorescent lights
Take me to Walmart honey
We might not steal that TV but we can try
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5. |
Meat Volcano
01:24
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Lyrics:
Do you want to know what RAT TRAP is?
RAT TRAP isn’t a band.
RAT TRAP isn’t an artist, or a collective.
RAT TRAP isn’t a label or a company.
RAT TRAP is a state of mind.
A state of being.
You don’t listen to RAT TRAP, or play in RAT TRAP- you either are RAT TRAP or you aren’t.
Most of you will never really understand.
RAT TRAP is eternal. RAT TRAP is an ever-present beat in the hearts of men. RAT TRAP has been here since before the first life formed in the primordial soup of a newborn world and RAT TRAP will remain long after the sun has swallowed the earth whole.
RAT TRAP is as it was as it shall be.
RAT TRAP is God. RAT TRAP is Satan. RAT TRAP is weed.
RAT TRAP is a starfish made of eyes floating in a pool of thoughts. RAT TRAP is a ghost on a cosmic journey along the great material continuum. We’re on that journey. And you’re on that journey. Along seas made of butter, because that’s what your mind is, man. The journey is us. The journey is you. The journey is everyone. Everywhere.
The journey is RAT TRAP and RAT TRAP is the journey.
RAT TRAP is everything. And RAT TRAP is nothing.
RAT TRAP is gay.
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6. |
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Lyrics:
Today we’re gonna do the RAT TRAP dance
It is the dance where you masturbate in public
We are gonna do the Rat today, do the Rat!
The Rat is the dance where you
Grab your penis and run towards women
Go into public, run at your mom
Or your siblings that are female, siblings that are female
Masturbate in public, masturbate on some kids
Masturbate on teachers, masturbate on your parents
Masturbate on your kids, it’s the Rat!
Do the Rat, and do the Rat, oh oh oh
Do the Rat, oh oh oh, uh oh
Do the Rat, masturbate in public, yeah!
Oooh! Yeah!
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7. |
Bloated Fuck
01:56
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Lyrics:
Hey Glenn Beck, you can cover up your neck
As much as you want but you’re still a bloated fuck
Do you really believe that we’re all so naive
That we don’t know what’s under all those scarves
Hey Glenn Beck, you can hide behind your desk
But we all remember what you look like under
Those presidential busts and those bald eagles
But I guess it’s your show, so I don’t know
You stupid bloated fuck, what has become of you now?
You stupid bloated fuck, what has become of you now?
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8. |
Linworth Fight Song
00:45
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Lyrics:
Home School Kids
Smellin real bad
Tryna make me
So freaking mad
If you wanna fight
That’s what you’ll get
If you come around
I’ll ring your neck
Linworth kids, we’re outta control
Dealing with you fricks has taken its toll
Linworth kids, we don’t mess around
We’ll run you dummies right outta our town
If you come from Thomas
And you think you’re cool
If you come around here
We’ll break your juul
If you’re a Kilbourne kid
Then I’ll kill your kids
But you will find their bodies
Buried in a ditch
Linworth kids, we’re outta control
Dealing with you fricks has taken its toll
Linworth kids, we don’t mess around
We’ll run you dummies right outta our town
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9. |
Gay Nazis
02:17
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Lyrics:
A bunch of strong aryan men
Strapped down in black leather
We do not like the straights
We only need each other
Hey, we’re the gay nazis
Hey, we’re the fascist fags
Hey, we’re the gay nazis
Have you seen our uniforms?
Everyone is led by this handsome brunette
We’re bigots, but not when it comes to dick
The german empire will secure the white race
And remove all the straight’s so everyone is gay
Hey, we’re the gay nazis
Hey, we’re the fascist fags
Hey, we’re the gay nazis
Have you seen our uniforms?
Hey, we’re the gay nazis
Hey, we’re the fascist fags
Hey, we’re the gay nazis
Have you seen our uniforms?
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10. |
Anal
00:16
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Lyrics:
None.
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11. |
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Lyrics:
I was born in 1954
To parents who hated the blacks
They both served in the second world war
And joined the KKK when they got back
America used to be strong
When all the women knew their place in the home
A bunch a buff men who worshipped god
And everybody had a hundred kids or so
But now these fucking millennials
Soy boys with dyed hair
Are ruining good christian folk
Neo-marxists everywhere
I remember when times were good
And everybody hated minorities
We didn’t like the blacks, gays, or jews
But now they all think that gender isn’t real
The american way has turned american gay
And all the women have turned into lesbians
Tolerance is overrated, it was so much better when we all hated
The blacks and everybody went to church
But now, we’re just a bunch of fags
And there’s a war on christmas
I don’t understand, what it means to be trans
So it’s probably a lie the leftists made up
The american way has turned american gay
The american way has turned american gay, yeah
I'm a cold blooded american; I give thousands of dollars to every police officer I see, I shoot mexicans, and I say “merry Christmas.” Never fucking cross me.
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12. |
The Cum Song
01:46
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Lyrics:
My face feels kind of crusty but I don’t know what it’s from
I don’t know what to do because I don’t know what I’ve done
I don’t know how I got here cause I don’t know where I am
My biggest question, honestly, is what’s this on my hands?
I don’t know where to go because I don’t know where I’m from
I don’t know who to talk to cause I don’t know who I trust
I don’t know what my name is cause I don’t know who I am
My biggest question, honestly, is what’s this on my hands?
What’s this on my hands, yeah?
What’s this on my hands?
This world is such a mystery that I can’t figure out
Nothing makes any sense, my mind is filled with doubt
I don’t know where I woke up, I’m in this strange new land
My biggest question, honestly, is what’s this on my hands?
I haven’t got an idea what anything is called
I don’t remember this building, don’t remember these walls
I’m not even completely sure if I’m a woman or a man
My biggest question, honestly, is what’s this on my hands?
What’s this on my hands, yeah?
What’s this on my hands?
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13. |
Fuck Geese
02:44
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Lyrics:
Walking down the street fucking looking for geese
Waiting for one of ‘em to fucking honk at me
This sidewalk is all covered in goose shit
If I see a fucking goose I’ll shoot it in the dick
I’ll ring it’s stupid bird neck till it’s dead on the ground
Then I’ll fight it’s whole flock; It’s time to throw down
I’ll piss on their corpses as a warning to others
Any geese that fuck with me should say goodby to their mothers
Fuck geese, they’re stupid cunts
Fuck geese, they’re gonna get fucked up
Fuck geese, they’re stupid cunts
Fuck geese, they’re gonna get fucked up
This is my one true passion
Blasting these avian bastards in the back
Back to back or all at fucking once
You want to come at me, prepare to get fucked up
You can’t punch with a wing, motherfucker
That shit is nothing, you bunch of bird suckers
Fuck these birds, I think it’s time to end this
Kill you like a sickness, bitch, birdemic
Fuck geese, they’re stupid cunts
Fuck geese, they’re gonna get fucked up
Fuck geese, they’re stupid cunts
Fuck geese, they’re gonna get fucked up
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14. |
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Lyrics:
Sometimes, when I eat tomatoes, I get the sores.
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15. |
Two Headed Penis
01:46
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Lyrics:
Once, as a boy I was roaming about
The county fair just outside of me town
When I saw a tent with a sign outside
Said “this must be seen with your own two eyes”
So I walked in and I stood with the crowd
And waited for something to pop right on out
T’were a man walked on stage, said if we were squeamish
We should avert our eyes from the two headed penis
It brought a tear to me eye and shook me to the core
I’d never seen anything like it before
I’d been all across Ireland, and Scotland and Whales
But never before had I seen something so rare
Again!
It brought a tear to me eye and shook me to the core
I’d never seen anything like it before
I’d been all across Ireland, and Scotland and Whales
But never before had I seen something so rare
But never before had I seen something so rare
But never before had I seen something so rare!
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16. |
Skinny White Boi Anthem
01:10
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Lyrics:
My mom packed me my lunch
I said “fuck that, bitch I’m grunge”
My jeans are skinny but they’re not skinny on me
I’m a shitty fucking white boi
I have a shrine to Tom Delonge
I’m a skinny fucking white boi
Do you even skate bro?
Meet me at the local skatepark
I’ll show you my collection of rape art
You wanna ride my skateboard?
No problem but you gotta be on top
I’m a skinny fucking white boi
I have a small penis
I’m a skinny fucking white boi
Do you even skate bro?
I am a fucking vape god
But please don’t tell my mom
You want to wear my SnapBack?
Sorry it’s covered in my hair crust
I’m a skinny fucking white boi
I fucking bathe in monster energy drink
I’m a skinny fucking white boi
Do you even skate bro?
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17. |
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Lyrics:
None.
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18. |
Electric Fuckweed
05:15
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Lyrics:
I need sedation, I don’t want to feel real anymore
I want to just lay down and sink into the fucking floor
Lie back and think of weed
Lie back and think of fucking
Lie back and think of that
Sweet sweet electric fuckweed
I want to lie down and feel my face melt
I want my whole fucking world turned inside out
Lie back and think of weed
Lie back and think of fucking
Lie back and think of that
Sweet sweet electric fuckweed
Go crazy, lose your shit
Set some shit on fire you gay bitch
Suck a man’s dick for quick cash
Shove a fucking firework up your ass
Go crazy, lose your shit
Set some shit on fire you gay bitch
Suck a man’s dick for quick cash
Shove a fucking firework up your ass
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RAT TRAP Columbus, Ohio
RAT TRAP is a duo of mannequins brought to life by an alien wizard beast. They also happen to make music, or at the very least, "music." RAT TRAP play punk (sometimes). They also consume aborted fetuses for Moloch, and are big fans of cereal. RAT TRAP consists of 2 members- Joseph Snodgrass on bass and vocals and Aidan Robinson on guitar. ... more
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