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Friends In The Womb

by RAT TRAP

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1.
Introduction 00:51
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Jacob Memes, The 13 Year Old Republican 01:17
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My name is Jacob Memes I’m in 8th grade and I am 13 All I do is go online I’m going on /pol/ and I’m ready to fight “Blue Lives Matter” on the front of my cap An extra large polo that I bought at the Gap I just got a new airsoft gun If you’re an sjw you better run MY MOM LIKES HILLARY I CUM STRAIGHT IN MY SHEETS READ JORDAN PETERSON READ JORDAN PETERSON MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN I WANNA BE A POLICEMAN MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN LET’S THROW OUT THESE MEXICANS Solo: Aidan (Fuck I'm out of shape) Make America great again Make America great again Make America great again Make America great again
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Archie Vs. Atheism 01:51
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Hi my name is Archie, I provide morality for kids I don’t even know what a black person is! I’m here to warn good christian folk about a threat to america People who don’t believe in a god up above They call themselves atheists and they’re destroying our morality By teaching about evolution and homosexuality Now all the kids will grow up and wantonly kill and rape Because we didn’t stop the atheists before it was too late The atheists must cease These evil activities In the name of white jesus And suburban christianity! By the power of the holy spirit I command you to stop The bible is a sacred text- disparage it, you must not This is why white people are the most oppressed group My girlfriend left me and said I have a small dick because of you! My teacher tried to tell me that climate change is real I told her that was the devils work and that only Jesus heals God in heaven be my guide through this holy war The atheists are turning young girls into sluts and whores The atheists must cease These evil activities In the name of white jesus And suburban christianity!
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Morrissey Taking A Shit 00:36
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Jewish Cowboys 02:26
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Jewish cowboys Riding through the old west Yarmulkes on their heads And six shooters on their hips Do they serve latkes In that there saloon? Sitting round a campfire singing Nigunim by the light of the moon Meet me at high noon But not on the shabbat! You’d better watch out Israelites walk with God! The descendants of Abraham Will look you in the eyes And draw our guns beneath the desert sun Before our bread has time to rise! Jewish cowboys Riding through the desert Magen David like a sheriff's badge So you know we heed the word The clarinets will follow us As we ride into the dawn Barukh ata Adonai Eloheinu, melekh ha`olam Meet me at high noon But not on the shabbat! You’d better watch out Israelites walk with God! The descendants of Abraham Will look you in the eyes And draw our guns beneath the desert sun Before our bread has time to rise! So to this day in the desert waste When you think you hear that Klezmer play Know that the legend still lives on! Jewish cowboys, aa-ah! Jewish cowboys, aa-ah! Jewish cowboys, aa-ah! Jewish cowboys, aa-ah! Jewish cowboys, aa-ah! Jewish cowboys, aa-ah! Jewish cowboys, aa-ah! Jewish cowboys, aa-ah! And some say that on rosh hashanah, you can still hear the clopping hooves, and you can still smell the matzo ball soup…
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Chechnya's Got Talent 03:44
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Welcome to the only place Where we’ve got children’s MMA Your welcome unless you are gay Welcome to these frozen wastes! You can’t understand till you’ve seen Ramzan Fight a half naked man cause he’s so not gay! Chechnya’s got talent Chechnya’s got talent Chechnya’s got talent Chechnya’s got talent Nationalist fighting sports Violent beatings all the time Human rights abuses It’s mother russia, who needs rights? You can’t understand till you’ve seen Ramzan Fight a half naked man cause he’s so not gay! Chechnya’s got talent Chechnya’s got talent Chechnya’s got talent Chechnya’s got talent Chechnya’s got talent Chechnya’s got talent Chechnya’s got talent Chechnya’s got talent Chechnya’s got talent Chechnya’s got talent Chechnya’s got talent Chechnya’s got talent Chechnya’s got talent Chechnya’s got talent Chechnya’s got talent Chechnya’s got talent
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Fuck It 01:46
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1 A.M.- Arizona heat Wearing ten pairs of shades Driving at a hundred and sitting on A box of Yugoslavian grenades Flipping off cops and shooting rats Talking on a stolen phone Our back two tires fell off last week But we gotta get to Mexico Fuck it! I don’t give a shit! Fuck it! I don’t give a shit! Fuck it! I don’t give a shit! Fuck it! I don’t give a shit! El Camino full of garbage with half a steering wheel And a radio that’s stuck on shit A hidden floor panel full of ripped up porn A poster with an alien that’s sucking a dick Stopped at the station from Texas Chainsaw Drinking 95 cans of Coke The driver lost an arm in the engine yesterday But we gotta get to Mexico Fuck it! I don’t give a shit! Fuck it! I don’t give a shit! Fuck it! I don’t give a shit! Fuck it! We don’t give a shit!
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I Couldn't Afford Klan Robes 04:06
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Life hasn’t treated me well I live in a black neighborhood in Gary, Indiana I got laid off from my job in the recession Listening to Garth Brooks, the real americana Blacks took my job Blacks took my job Blacks took my job They came in from Chicago Blacks took my job Blacks took my job Blacks took my job They came in from Chicago I couldn’t join the Klan Cause I couldn’t afford the robes Now I sit at home and hate the mexicans alone I couldn’t afford Klan robes I live in a trailer in a shithole town I hate everyone who’s black or brown I yell about the middle east all the time I abuse my fucking wife I live in a trailer in a shithole town I hate everyone who’s black or brown I yell about the middle east all the time I abuse my fucking wife I couldn’t join the Klan Cause I couldn’t afford the robes Now I sit at home and hate the mexicans alone I couldn’t afford Klan robes I couldn’t join the Klan Cause I couldn’t afford the robes Now I sit at home and hate the mexicans alone I couldn’t afford Klan robes "Drink monster energy drink, fucking get you high, yup" "I ate this one chili pepper, it was so hot I had to drink a two liter of Mountain Dew" "Drinking Copenhagen every fucking day, what you know about it, liberal?" "All I do is sit around and fuck dogs!" "How city boys live verse how country boys live... *random bumfuck gibberish*" "Them dan- them dang Klan robes is to expensive, I ain't got no $200, that's city boy money" "You heard that new Limp Bizkit?" "I fucked my wife and daughter so much I honestly forgot which one was which." "I ain't never had no money, they don't pay me for farming, I just steel food, yee!" Harmonica: Joe "Yeehaw! Gosh darnit, Jebediah, you play that gosh darn jew whistle about as well as any of them slave children!" YEEHAW (oh, let's take a second take on that one, hang on)
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Cock: It's Your Decision 01:26
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I know you struggle with urges, but I’ll urge you to remember That when you see a man don’t think about his meaty member Just block out your mind and avoid all your passions Don’t think about how much fucking hot meat they’re packing The next time you see two huge, muscled dudes Walking down the street, just ignore the hot view Even if their pecks are fucking rippling like adonis Try not to notice how fucking hot that rod is (unh!) When you’re in the changing room at a pool or a spa I know you just want a burly bear to hold you in his arms And slip his ten inch cock right into your asshole In a pleasure-fest that never ends, I know it sounds fantastic But I’m telling you, you must resist, the thought of many many dicks Shooting cum all over you, cum so very delicious Jacking off like thirty bros, fucking you up all your holes Orgasm onto the floor, better than you’ve ever had before! *Cumming noises*
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Belonging, Or, A Tree 03:28
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I’m so sad and whispery And I can play finger-picked guitar I sing about the country And about how I am sad, oh my Gooooooood… Now we’re in falsetto, oh my Gooooooood… Double tracked vocals forever Double tracked vocals forever It’s like if Bright Eyes wasn’t interesting But hey, that’s art Simple vocal rhythms, thrive on repetition Repeat the same part, oh my Gooooooood… Now we’re in falsetto, oh my Gooooooood… Double tracked vocals forever Double tracked vocals forever *obligatory piano part that plays the vocal melody*
11.
The First Man On Mercury 00:16
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FIRESHARK!!! 01:48
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You hear the thunder on a bright spring morn There’s not a single cloud in the sky It shatters the glass protecting your soul You know now you’re going to die! It’s undying flames, derived from the sun Scorching the ground and leaving a trail Next to it light seems to stand still Don’t try to fight, it will always prevail! Fireshark! Fireshark! Fireshark! Fireshark! It controls the weather with telekinesis The sky rips with it’s lightning Covering it’s fins are millions of fists All life bows down to the galaxies’ king! It swims through water, earth, and air It’s blood has long turned to ice It’s teeth bite through time and space Can you see it in the northern lights!? Fireshark! Fireshark! Fireshark! Fireshark! AaaaaAAAGGGgGGH! Fireshark! Fireshark! Fireshark! Fireshark!
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Ok, So I Lost The Baby 02:22
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I don’t know why you left me with your kid You know that I’m not good at this shit You should’ve known better than to leave me with him So I guess this is all really your fault isn’t it? Ok, so I lost the baby It’s not really that fucking bad He can’t be that hard to replace And it’s probably your fault for being such a shitty dad It’s not my fault that you left him alone with me You know I can’t handle responsibility Now he’s gone, you gotta stop looking at me He ain’t my kid, why should I care if he leaves Ok, so I lost the baby It’s not that really that fucking bad He can’t be that hard to replace And it’s probably your fault for being such a shitty dad
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Blackface Nerf War 02:42
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Camouflage Foam barrage Sabotage Just because Hiding in plain sight Prolonging the gunfight Concealed in the night, Outside of the light Oooh oooh, It’s a Blackface Nerf War Don’t mess around, this is too hardcore Hide behind the couch, hug the floor Oooooh, It’s a Blackface Nerf War According to mom, it’s past my bedtime Despite my looks, I didn’t commit a crime Besides briefs, covered black from head to toe It’s 20-18, can’t hit me with that jim crow Oooh oooh, It’s a Blackface Nerf War Don’t mess around, this is too hardcore Hide behind the couch, hug the floor Oooooh, It’s a Blackface Nerf War Blood boiling Sweat spilling Bullets dropping Pistols popping Light absorbing Zero warning Silent shooting Executing Solo: Joe Oooh oooh, It’s a Blackface Nerf War Don’t mess around, this is too hardcore Hide behind the couch, hug the floor Oooooh, It’s a Blackface Nerf War
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Legacy Eternal (1:12 Baby!) 02:38
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Anyway, Here's Wonderwall 00:21
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Anyway here's wonderwall

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The third official full length RAT TRAP release, Friends In The Womb showcases the trio at their tightest, their supplest, and their fucking HOTTEST. It promises a cavalcade of cacophonous calamities, or in other words, a RAT TRAP album! Featuring the band's standard political satire and absurdist approach to just about everything, the record will entertain you from start to end, much in the same manner as a prostitute. What I'm saying is, the album will pleasure you sexually.

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released September 15, 2018

RAT TRAP are:

Joseph Snodgrass- Vocals, bass guitar, electric guitar, harmonica, keyboards, tantric sex energy
Aidan Robinson- Electric guitar, lead and backup vocals, acoustic guitar, cheap guitar provisioning
Josh Towns- Drums, percussion, lead and backup vocals, golfing

All lyrics and music, unless otherwise stated, written by Joseph Snodgrass, Josh Towns, and Aidan Robinson.
All instruments and vocals, unless otherwise stated, played or approximated by Joseph Snodgrass, Josh Towns, or Aidan Robinson.
Some lyrics written by or paraphrased from Hayden Garrett.

Recorded at Rat Trap's Basement Studios.
Mixed and mastered by Joseph Snodgrass at Rat Trap's Basement Studios.
Art by Joseph Snodgrass.

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RAT TRAP is a duo of mannequins brought to life by an alien wizard beast. They also happen to make music, or at the very least, "music." RAT TRAP play punk (sometimes). They also consume aborted fetuses for Moloch, and are big fans of cereal. RAT TRAP consists of 2 members- Joseph Snodgrass on bass and vocals and Aidan Robinson on guitar. ... more

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